I swore I’d never return to Jersey, but unemployment only lasts for so long. Once home, I quickly discovered that the boy who used to torment me had aged to perfection. Unfortunately, it was also revealed that my poor excuse of a mother was now BFFs with her ex-husband, a.k.a. my dad. For the record, I am entirely against this unholy friendship.

The cherry on top of this horrible sundae was that mother dearest wanted to go on an RV trip with me. Apparently, a free vacation makes up for years of childhood trauma. What irked me was that my mother used my ridiculously hot former enemy as a bribe—it didn’t work… until it did.

Eventually, I agreed to go on the trip. The scariest part of this whole sham vacation scenario? Being in an RV with a poor excuse of a mother, my commitment issues, and the guy I am crushing on. What could go wrong? Send help.